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Post by Ven on Jan 2, 2012 3:40:26 GMT -5
This is where everyone will post their trolls so everyone else can reference back to them if needed.
And so we can totes show off.
I'll put up Kollek later. *lazy*
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Post by Ven on Jan 2, 2012 4:52:18 GMT -5
(Yeah, I had Ligh change her blood color so it was more canon. Thanks Ligh!) Cheat SheetName: Kollek Anguis Age: 7 1/2 sweeps Gender: Female Blood color: TealLusus: Mongoose Strife Specibus: biteKind Fetch Modus: Ouroboros. Spin cycle Fetch Modus, basically. Remove one, the deck spins to the next one. If you replace the item, it goes to the back, rather than back on top, leaving the top one available. Title: Maid of Heart Land: Land of Paint and Scales (LOPAS) Consorts: N/A Your name is KOLLEK ANGUIS. You are VERY OBSESSED with HISSBEASTS. As such, that means you have loads of HISSBEAST RELATED HOBBIES. Your main hobby is SAVING HISSBEASTS from your LUSUS. You usually take the saved hissbeasts to keep as PETS in your HIVE as well as ones you find outside your hive. You have many TANKS in your hive filled with many of your little darlings. But you'll only keep NON-LETHAL HISSBEASTS as pets. Wouldn't want one of them to lose their temper and bite you now would you? When you aren't being a hissbeast savior, you are COLLECTING HISSBEAST SKINS. You find them very INTERESTING and DECORATE your hive with all the skins you find! You also enjoy MAKING BAGS, SHOES, AND BOOK COVERS out of the hissbeast skins. They are clearly the coolest things ever, and all the other trolls are just JEALOUS. Whenever you have spare time you also enjoy TERRORIZING SMALL RODENTS. You also enjoy SPEAKING HISSBEAST. It is your life long wish to have a conversation with the objects of your fascination. You like to think anyone watching you SPEAK HISSBEAST with your pets thinks you're having a DEEP AND MEANINGFUL conversation. Of course, that is a load of bullcrap since you have no idea what you are saying to your pet hissbeasts or what they are saying to you! You like to think one day they'll tell you their secrets. But only when you're ready and not a day sooner. You're a pretty LAID BACK troll most of the time and hardly ever get MAD. You usually you only get mad if someone HURTS A HISSBEAST in front of you or TALKS BAD ABOUT HISSBEAST. You have UNUSUALLY LARGE CANINES that are a bit ANNOYING but also serve as your STRIFE SPECIBUS so you can't really complain. And you also wear CONTACTS that way you don't have to BLINK just like a real hissbeast! It's very awesome. Or so you like to think, anyway. You also have NON-HISSBEAST RELATED HOBBIES too. You are very much into LITERATURE and adore reading. You are also into SCULPTING. You sculpt all kinds of RANDOM things. Really, some of them are really WEIRD. The last thing you sculpted was a TREE. You don't have a particular THEME to your sculptures, but they tend to have to do with NATURE and LIVING THINGS and the occasional sculpture of YOURSELF. Your favorite sculptures, naturally, are your HISSBEAST ONES. You make them look MORE AUTHENTIC by sticking HISSBEAST SKINS onto them. They look more realistic that way. Your blood is TEAL and you have no care one way or another about the HEMOSPECTRUM. You honestly think it's stupid. But you STILL FOLLOW IT anyway. Like previously stated, you are pretty laid back most of the time and are rather EASY to get along with. You normally HATE CONFLICT and would rather everyone get along. Even if it's obvious that they are FAKING being nice. You hardly ever HOLD GRUDGES. If you do it's usually because someone insulted hissbeasts in front of you. You'll usually only call them a HISSBEAST HATER because you can't come up with any GOOD INSULTS. Though you'll claim you can but just don't feel like WASTING GOOD INSULTS on them. After a while though, you'll get tired of the fighting and offer a TRUCE. Usually that'll mean an APOLOGY from both parties and you offering them GIFT for any HARD FEELINGS still lingering. If they don't accept your PEACE OFFERING you'll usually just continue to be somewhat rude to them before you finally GET OVER IT. Which usually takes FOREVER if hissbeasts are involved. Plus it's their loss if they don't want a cool SCULPTURE or PERSONALIZED hissbeast skin gift. They don't know what they're missing. As for your QUADRANTS you currently have TWO filled. Your current MOIRAIL is ARGEUS EROMEN. You two get along quite well and you usually manage to KEEP HIM CALM. Not to mention you enjoy all the FLEECEBEAST PUNS that he makes. Even if most of them make you ROLL YOUR EYES. He'd do just about ANYTHING for you and you really APPRECIATE him a lot. Really, he is the BEST MOIRAIL EVER. Your KISMESIS used to be SEIREN MOESSA. But after your MOIRAIL and MATESPRIT expressed certain CONCERNS and you REALIZED you didn't hate her in a NON-PLATONIC way, you decided to BREAK IT OFF with Seiren. If kismesis can break up, that is. You're not ENTIRELY SURE about that. But, CONFUSION aside, you need to find another kismesis if you want to WIN THAT BET WITH HASSEL. Your current MATESPRIT is HASSEL LARHOT. Originally, you had only planned on asking him to be your matesprit then TAKING IT BACK to make him CRY. And maybe possibly even CULL HIMSELF over the humiliation after he BRAGGED to OTHER TROLLS about it. But then he started BEING NICE and stopped talking about how PERFECT he was around you and you couldn't find it in your heart to BREAK IT OFF. So now you're STUCK being his matesprit. But maybe, if you're LUCKY, it might not be THAT bad... MAYBE. Your trolltag is serpentineBenefactor [SB] and you tend to ssspeak in a manner that involvesss drawing out your s's.
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Post by Cursed on Jan 2, 2012 5:18:06 GMT -5
Your name is ARGEUS EROMEN. You assume it has some special meaning, but you DON'T REALLY CARE about stuff like that. You are 7 sweeps old and your blood is a rather BORING BLUE. You are told that it entitles you to order lowbloods around, but you DON"T SEE THE POINT of it. The hemospectrum ISN'T VERY INTERESTING to you. You blame some of that attitude on your ISOLATION. You live high up on a MOUNTAIN because of the insistence of your Bighorn Fleecebeast lusus. Your isolation has also AFFECTED YOUR HOBBIES. Due to necessity, you KEEP A FLOCK OF FLEECEBEASTS. Unlike you lusus, these are NORMAL FLEECEBEASTS of the Bardoka breed, and they tend to keep to the flat area around your hive. Occasionally, one will WANDER AWAY, forcing you to go and SEARCH FOR IT. That's because these fleecebeasts are your MAIN SOURCE OF FOOD. Many articles of your clothing are actually made from their wool and you like to MAKE THINGS FROM THEIR BONES AND HORNS. You sometimes attach these creations to HELIUM-FILLED RUBBER DEVICES and let them float away. You like to think that they'll fall from the sky and OTHER TROLLS WILL FIND THEM, however unlikely that is. When you're watching the flock, you often practice PLAYING THE PAN-PIPES. You think you're pretty good, but you have NEVER COMPARED YOURSELF to any reference materials. The flock seems to like it, however, and your lusus doesn't mind. You are prone to SWIFT EMOTIONAL CHANGES. One moment you could be perfectly chill, the next, in a BLIND RAGE. You blame your hot-tempered lusus for this, as he has a tendency to HEADBUTT YOU when angered. You yourself picked up this habit, but BROKE A HORN in one of your many fights. You have just recently started filling your quadrants, and despite your misgivings, it's been exciting. Your pale quadrant is filled by your moirail, KOLLEK ANGUIS. She is really quite wonderful and she tolerates all of your FLEECEBEAST PUNS when others insult them. She does a wonderful job preventing you from going on HOMICIDAL RAGES, but if anything happened to hurt her in any way, you's cull the motherfucker who did it without regrets. As for your caliginous quadrant, well, that's filled by the rather self-absorbed HASSEL LARHOT. Oh, how you long to tie him up and leave him in the sun to perish. But at the same time, you hate him too much to let him off that easy. So you settle for FIGHTING FOR DOMINANCE with him. The bucket-filling is a bonus. Your trolltag is choloricPiper and you speak in a manner THAT IS QUITE LOUD AND DISPLAYS YOUR TENDENCY TO ANGGER EASILY. - Name: Argeus Eromen
- Gender: Male
- Age: 7 Sweeps
- Blood: Blue (#0047CC)
- Hive Location: Mountain top
- Lusus: Bighorn Sheep
- Strife Specibus: crookKind
- Fetch Modus:
- Trolltag: cholericPiper
- Quirk: All caps. G's are written GG to represent his lusus' horns.
- Title: Rogue of Rage
- Land: Land of Storm and Slaughter
- Consorts: Coyotes
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Post by haji on Jan 2, 2012 23:22:16 GMT -5
Your name is HASSEL LARHOT. You are a DASHING young troll who is OBSESSED with all sorts of PRODUCTS that make your HAIR look absolutely GLORIOUS. You THINK you're an INDIGO HIGHBLOOD, even though you are LIGHT TEAL, therefore making you HIGH MIDDLE CLASS on the HEMOSPECTRUM. You are blatantly SELFISH and you let EVERYONE AROUND YOU know it. You BELIEVE that you are the EPITOME of PERFECTION, and are NOT AFRAID to say so. In fact, you SAY IT A LOT. Your hive is located in a vast FIELD. You live there because your LUSUS, which is a GIANT PEACOCK named COCHRAN, has taught you that you ACHIEVE absolute perfection by OBSERVING NATURE. EVERYTHING around you is NATURAL, and you REFUSE to try and MOVE elsewhere for FEAR of not being able to TEND to the GARDEN in your HIVE in the way you were TAUGHT. Your garden is SPECIFICALLY for COCHRAN. You GROW everything he needs to EAT. Also within your garden is a VARIETY of SNAKES that you LURE into your hive that you must KILL in order to feed your LUSUS the perfect amount of PROTEIN. You SPEND most of your TIME making sure that the PLANTS in your HIVE are GROWING according to the GOLDEN RATIO. And you KEEP a handy pair of HEDGECLIPPERS around so you can CHOP the plants that DO NOT abide by the RULE. To stay out of harm's way, a MAZE of raised PLATFORMS keeps you out of the GRASS where the snakes LIVE, and you only go down there to CATCH them. Sometimes, when no one is looking, you like to STRUT down the CATWALKS and SHOWOFF your BEAUTY to the WORLD. You would PROBABLY do that even if you had COMPANY. You are 6 SWEEPS of pure MAGNIFICENCE. Because of your BLOOD COLOR, or rather, what you THINK your blood color SHOULD be, you like to DISPLAY your knowledge of perfection in HOPES of becoming a GRUBCULLER, where it will be your JOB to destroy IMPERFECTIONS in the MOTHERGRUB'S EGGS before they HATCH into MUTANTS. Yes, you would be PERFECT for that job. Land: THE LAND OF GRASS AND GOLD Strife Specibus: clipperKind Fetch Modus: Fibonacci Mirror Modus—When you captchlogue an object, it creates two ghosted mirror opposites of each other that are assigned a number according to the Fibonacci sequence. In order to access the item, you must give the part of the sequence that the object resides in. For instance: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34… You captchlogue your laptop. The laptop's two ghosted mirror images are assigned the numbers 8 and 13. That means the laptop's sequence is 8, 13, 21. Therefore you must repeat the sequence. If you mess up, which you would never do because you are perfect, the sequence locks in place and can only be extracted by ejecting your entire Modus. Not to mention that the sequence is never ending, and because you think so highly of yourself, you have a tendency to captchlogue your items with ridiculously high numbers that are complicated to remember. But you are perfect, so you know what you're doing. Your troll tag is whollyGrandiloquent [WG] and you type in A wAy thAt AccEnts thE pErfEction And bEAUty of nAtUrEQUADRANTS: You are CURRENTLY participating in a BET to SEE who can FILL all their QUADRANTS first. You currently have THREE quadrants FILLED. MATESPRIT: Your CURRENT matesprit is KOLLEK ANGUIS. She is a TEALBLOOD just like YOU. You at first THOUGHT that she would END UP being your KISMESIS, but the TABLES have turned. You are also TRYING to SABOTAGE her in the nicest way so you can STILL WIN THE BET. MOIRAIL: Your CURRENT moirail is Keresh Theron. He is a green blood who DEFLECTS your ATTITUDE and CONTROLS you with his sorcery powers that you have NO IDEA HOW THEY WORK. But, yet, you allow it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? KISMESIS: Your CURRENT kismesis is a SEVERELY HATE WORTHY blue blooded troll named ARGEUS EROMEN. You HATE him so much you DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELF. So, you settle for fighting over dominance. And you don't think you do TOO BAD A JOB if you do say so yourself. Thanks to Gutter for fixing his horns.
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frill
Dabbler
Mage of Space
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Post by frill on Jan 4, 2012 19:59:20 GMT -5
==>Be the troll with the retarded hair.Yeah it's fucking stupid shut the hell up. ==>Be the forcefully calm troll. You are now the forcefully calm troll. tl;dr Name: Duplex Xakepa Age: 5 and 1/2 sweeps Gender: Male Blood: Maroon (#660000) Lusus: Long-tailed Jaeger Strife Specibus: Bookkind and Controllerkind Fetch Modus: Has both Mood Modus and Boiler Modus. In the Mood Modus, each item has a mood assigned to it,and you have to be in that mood to obtain it. Boiler Modus just Alchemizes anything you throw in it randomly. Title: Scribe of Doom Land: Land of Gears and Wires Consorts: Birds Qaudrants:Dream Self: Derse -- Your name is DUPLEX XAKEPA You are 5 AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD but you like to think you are 9 SWEEPS, because being young is STUPID TO YOU. You stay up late into the day READING fantasy books no one really likes. You love reading about sword swinging heroes and skillful wizards, even if you don't believe in MAGIC. These books have inspired you to become a FLARP MASTER even though you are a scrawny pathetic wimp that would probably die. That doesn't discourage you, however, because you are just that STUPID sometimes. You just love playing VIDEO GAMES even if you don't really buy them. You BEG YOUR MOIRAIL for them. She isn't very good at them, so when she rage quits, you get them for free. You have a particular love for the WORLD OF TROLLCRAFT, but you don't say that out loud because everyone would probably LAUGH AT YOU. You like simulation games too, and you believe SGRUB will be one of the best games EVER. You pre-ordered it so you can play as soon as possible. You also love MACHINES. Actually,you REALLY LIKE TAKING THEM APART. You do this hoping you can learn how to MAKE MACHINES OF YOUR OWN. Your dreams are a bit crushed by the fact that you are so bad at it you CAN'T EVEN PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER. You end up just decorating your hive with the scrap metal that is left behind from your attempts. You are also a bit scared to admit you only have one qaudrant filled, and that is of the PALE variety. Your moirail, TACIEN SHELVA, isn't the friendliest, but she keeps you from being VISCIOUS TOWARDS OTHERS. You don't try to fill your qaudrants, even if it is AWFULLY IMPORTANT, because the imperial drones won't be coming for you anytime soon. It WORRIES YOU,however, but you don't vocalize these worries lest you get too angry or upset. You are a MAROON BLOOD and because of this you ABSOLUTELY HATE the hemospectrum. You don't like the fact that other trolls will insult you for something you have no control over. You don't want to change your blood color, however. You have grown a bit ATTACHED TO IT, even if it disconvieniences you. You had the choice of living in a puny shack that would fall at the slightest storm, or the communal hivestems. Obviously, you chose the HIVE STEMS, even if they are a bit small. Your FEATHERBEAST lusus is small enough for it not to be too inconvenient. Your lusus is really weird. You swear he will die if your hive is not ORGANIZED, so all your stuff is in piles sorted by color or something. If you ever FLARP, which you've really only done once, you like to carry around something that you can get pretty easily. As a result of this,your STRIFE PORTFOLIO has been equipped with both BOOKKIND and CONTROLLERKIND. You don't FlARP as anyone really important though. That just doesn't appeal to you. Clobbering people with a textbook or smashing faces in with a videogame controller is fun, however. Your Fetch Modus is programmed with MOOD MODUS.Each item auto assigns itself to a certain mood card. So, if an item is assigned to a HAPPY CARD, and you are ANGRY,you are gonna have to CALM DOWN. It can be helpful at times, but it creates PROBLEMS some times. You also have BOILER MODUS, but that's useless because it AUTOMATICALLY ALCHEMIZES anything in there with an eqaution foreign to you, which you suspect may be COMPLETELY RANDOM. Your psychic ability is TERRIBLY ANNOYING. Instead of being able to CONTROL it, it likes to kick in if you get ANGRY. And then everything starts flying around and just CAUSING CHAOS. It hasn't really done any good for you, it just makes you forcefully calm. It can make you a bit HARD TO TALK TO sometimes because you can't really carry on a long conversation without getting A LITTLE WORKED UP. When you do finally play SGRUB, your land would be THE LAND OF GEARS AND WIRES, which is made almost entirely of metal and has enough machines to take apart to keep you entertained for days. You would probably accidentally BREAK A CD WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE CRUXITE by stepping on it. If you were ever to die(which, knowing how pathetic you are,will probably happen), you are sure you would be titled SCRIBE OF DOOM. It's a pretty OMINOUS sounding title and you are a bit WORRIED about what it may include. Your trolltag is insidiousHacker and you speak -->/1n the language 0f the mach1ne.
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Haiku
Dabbler
Queen of Form
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Post by Haiku on Jan 4, 2012 23:21:12 GMT -5
Cheat SheetName: Kalkia Amensi Age: 6.5 sweeps Gender: Female Blood Colour: GreenLusus: Giant Hamster (fluffbeast) Strife Specibus: grenadeKind Fetch Modus: TBA Title: Sylph of Zen Land: Land of Ruins and Fire Consorts: TBA Your name is KALKIA AMENSI. You don't really bother with DEEPER MEANINGS, but your name probably has one. If you bothered to look for it. Most of the time, you GET ALONG WITH OTHER PEOPLE, though your ABSENTMINDEDNESS can annoy them to no end, mainly because you FIND IT HARD TO KEEP ON ONE TOPIC when you are talking. You often take things LIGHTLY when they are meant to be SERIOUS, so you are incredibly bad at talking about RELATIONSHIPS. You also DON'T PAY ATTENTION to a lot of IMPORTANT THINGS. YOU MEAN WELL, but can sometimes LOSE THE THREAD OF A CONVERSATION halfway through and try to pretend that you know what you're talking about. You are much CALMER than a lot of other trolls, not prone to ANGER, and this makes you much easier to GET ALONG WITH. You are continually LOSING THINGS, and the floor of your hive is COVERED IN FORGOTTEN JUNK that piles up. You have attempted to ORDER IT, but each time, your attempt is thwarted by SHEER IMPOSSIBILITY of your task, and you GIVE UP. Your blood is FAIRLY LOW ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, being a green colour, but you DON'T REALLY CARE about that stuff anyway. The only reason you make a note of it is because YOU LIKE TO MATCH YOUR CLOTHES with your BLOOD COLOUR. You have no PSYCHIC POWERS, and even if you did, you probably WOULDN'T USE THEM VERY MUCH. Your horns are LARGE AND UNWIELDY, and one of them has a BROKEN TIP from an explosion. You have been known to HIT PEOPLE IN THE FACE when turning around, but no-one has been SEVERELY INJURED. Yet. Your interests include MEDITATION and MAKING THINGS GO BOOM. The meditation helps to CLEAR YOUR MIND and improve your MEMORY, but so far, it has just seemed to ENHANCE YOUR FORGETFULNESS. Since starting the meditation, however, it has helped you FOCUS and become CALMER than you otherwise would be. Among the many things on your floor, the occasional EXPLOSIVE hides, and so your respiteblock is prone to MINOR UNPLANNED RENOVATIONS, otherwise known as ACCIDENTAL EXPLOSIONS. Your glasses serve NO REAL PURPOSE apart from making you LOOK SMART. You suppose that you are at least FAIRLY INTELLIGENT, as you make all your own EXPLOSIVES, but you like how the glasses make you look more FOCUSED. Your LUSUS, who is a large HAMSTER generally SLEEPS MOST OF THE DAY, allowing you to BLOW THINGS UP in peace. When she does wake up, however, she requires A LOT OF FOOD to make her go back to sleep. You don't mind too much, as she provides a very WARM AND SNUGGLY PILLOW to cuddle up to. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is GRENADEKIND and you CARRY SOME GUNPOWDER most of the time. In the area of RELATIONSHIPS, your quadrants are all EMPTY at the moment. You don't know if you could HATE SOMEONE IN A NON-PLATONIC WAY enough for a kismesis, but you think that having a MOIRAIL to talk to would be nice. If you ever played a WORLD-THREATENING GAME which could possibly be called SGRUB (which is unlikely) your title would be SYLPH OF ZEN and your land would be the LAND OF RUINS AND FIRE. Your trolltag is explosiveAmnesiac [EA] and you spEAk In A wAy thAt sEEms lOUd... bUt AlsO kInd Of fOrgEttAble...
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Godot
Dabbler
The Bard of Time
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Post by Godot on Jan 5, 2012 3:05:59 GMT -5
(lol sorry wip) ==> Be the lowblood.What was that? ==> Be the spiteful psionic.Better. Your name is TERCER HYPNUS, and you better remember that from now on. You are 6 AND 1/2 SWEEPS OLD, though you feel much older than your sweeps. Which you probably shouldn't, since, as an ORANGE BLOOD, you don't have all that many sweeps allotted to you-- or much of ANYTHING allotted to you, being SO LOW in the hemospectrum. Not that that's EVER STOPPED YOU before; what you can't HAVE, you TAKE. What you can't DO, you MAKE someone else DO FOR YOU. Have you mentioned that you're PSIONIC? Well, you are. You possess the ability to TAKE CONTROL OF ANOTHER TROLL for a period of time, or as you like to call it, HYPNOTIZE THEM. You carry your PENDULUM around to do such a thing, though you have a secret: you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED IT. But you need to APPEAR TO NEED IT so that your enemies can BELIEVE YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS. All is fair in matespriteship and war, and you are a troll perpetually at war. Speaking of weaknesses, you do HAVE ONE. Specifically, ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH THE NUMBER THREE. Your symbol has THREE SIDES and THREE POINTS. Your hive HAS THREE CORNERS. Your lusus HAS THREE HEADS. See a pattern developing there? You suspect you have this UNHEALTHY OBSESSION with this number due to your neighbour, METIET, who screams prophecies in his sleep during the day-- prophecies YOU CAN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR. A reoccuring number of TERRIFYING PROPHECIES all seem to deal with THE NUMBER THREE, and over time, your obsession grew. Not that your neighbour has ANY IDEA he's the cause of your issue. He'd probably JUST LAUGH if you told him, anyway. Besides the number three, you do have a variety of SOMEWHAT HEALTHIER INTERESTS. First and foremost among them is the BRUTAL AND VIOLENT ART of ALTERNIAN POLITICS. You own all the books on politics. All of them. And you've READ all the books on politics, and can explain the grand design at work behind your race far better than any STUPID HIGHBLOOD ever could dream of. Thanks to this knowledge, you also understand THE HEMOSPECTRUM really well; terrifyingly well. As such, while you DEEPLY REGRET your lowly position in the system, you understand that you're in no position to AIR THOSE GRIEVENCES, or even LET ON THAT YOU'RE DISPLEASED, as either will prove more than enough grounds for a highblood to CULL YOU. Instead, you choose to reinforce the system, through VIOLENCE if necessary, and everyone's roles within it, in order to preserve this flawed system well enough to enable you to ABUSE IT. And abuse it you do. A perfect example of this abuse is your MOIRAIL, THALAS TRIEST. He is a SEADWELLER that lives on a little island QUITE A DISTANCE FROM YOUR HIVE, and as such, has both NEVER MET YOU and RECIEVES LITTLE CONTACT FROM OUTSIDERS. You have taken it upon yourself to prepare him for the life of the highblood he will no doubt inherit, with you RIDING HIM TO GLORY. Wait, fuck, that sounded wrong-- USING HIM... TO GLORY. FUCK. You're MANIPULATING HIM, ALRIGHT. He has no idea, instead playing the role of THE DUTIFUL MOIRAIL and sending you gifts of items and clothes your meager allowance as a lowblood does not allow you to afford and ALWAYS OFFERING HIS ASSISTANCE should anything happen to you. You're pretty sure he actually HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED a troll you had an issue with once. Sometimes, when you think about it, you FEEL BAD for using him, but the feeling USUALLY SUBSIDES QUICKLY. Usually. When you aren't MANIPULATING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING, you usually treat everything and everyone with a mixture of derision and scorn, which makes you to be a PRETTY UNPLEASANT TROLL. This may be why you have NO MATESPRIT, although not for a lack of trying. (You currently have flushed feelings for A CERTAIN TROLL you will not name, but NOTHING has come from that STUPID WRIGGLER CRUSH yet.) This does not explain why you don't have a KISMESIS, though. You have plenty of HATE, and NO ONE TO FOCUS ALL THAT HATE ON. It's really unfortunate. It'd probably be easier if you didn't have the habit of ELIMINATING all threats or potential threats, though. If you ever played the game Sgrub, you would play with the title THE MAGE OF BLOOD on THE LAND OF BREATH AND SOLITUDE. Not that you ever would, as games are for stupid wrigglers. Unless it's a war game, in which case, you could probably tolerate it. Your trolltag is TribusMesmer, and you sp3ak in a way that d3finit3ly rev3als your obs3sssion with th3 numb3r thr333...- Name: Tercer Hypnus
- Age: 6 1/2 sweeps
- Gender: Male
- Blood Color: Orange (d44500)
- Lusus: Chimera (Lion, goat and snake heads; Manebeast, hornbeast and hissbeast)
- Strife Specibus: High level psionics do not require a specibus. (Pendulumkind or Fistkind if no thralls are available.)
- Fetch Modus: x3Scrabble. Every letter in the word(s) of the object is assigned a number 1-9, with a=1, b=2, c=3...k=1, l=2, m=3 etc etc, and the numbers of the letters are totaled up. The sum of the numbers must equal a multiplication of three, or else the sylladex rejects the item. Furthermore, no two items may occupy the same number. Really, it's just a headache all around and he hates the damn thing.
- Title: Mage of Blood
- Land: The Land of Breath and Solitude
- Consorts: Snakes
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frill
Dabbler
Mage of Space
Posts: 16
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Post by frill on Jan 5, 2012 17:06:27 GMT -5
==> Be the girl with the toaster.You are already the girl with the toaster!tl;drName: Actini Lybica Age: 7 sweeps Gender: Female Blood: Jade(#00BB66) Lusus: Saber Tooth Tiger Strife Specibus: Toasterkind Fetch Modus: Gamble. You roll a die and bet on the number. You get it correct and you get your item. You get it wrong a monster spawns. Title: Thief of Space Land: Land of Dice and Frogs Consorts: TBA Qaudrants: N/A Dream Self: Prospit Your name is Actini Lybica and you take your toaster with you EVERYWHERE. You are 7 SWEEPS OLD and you are having the time of your life! You don't want your wriggling day to come yet however- you need a NEW SET OF TROLLS for your qaudrants. The others all died or something. And the IMPERIAL DRONES are definitely NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY about that. You hope you can get them filled soon. You are really EASY to get along with, and you don't really ever GET ANGRY. You also don't really like to have to CULL OTHER TROLLS; which is odd for your species. You do it if NECCESARY, however. Your not that big of a COMPLETE AND TOTAL SISSY. In fact, you think that if anyone ever threatened you, you would probably CLUB THEM TO DEATH with a TOASTER. It's one of the reasonns why you carry it everywhere. In fact,it's really the ONLY REASON. But NO ONE can touch it. It's YOURS. You are a JADE BLOOD but that doesn't matter because you don't like GOING IN THE SUN anyway. Too many ranbow-drinkers for that to be SAFE. However, it allows you to have some nice clothes you think FIT your dependence on pure LUCK AND CHANCE. And CHEATING. Other then that you could care less about fashion. Only DUMB TROLLS actually care about that stuff. Speaking of cheating, you do that EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. Nothing's better then cheating your way to the win! It makes things go FASTER, and you like to get through things as fast as possible. No use in taking DAYS when you can just take an HOUR,after all. Your lusus is a VISCIOUS meowbeast of great proportions, and he TENDS TO LEAVE YOU ALONE as long as you keep food stocked. However, he get's angry and will DESTROY YOUR POSSESIONS if he isn't fed. So, your jade blood comes of use when you have to hunt for him. If you ever played SGRUB, as unlikely as that is, you would be the THIEF OF SPACE, and your land would be the LAND OF ____ AND FROGS. Your trolltag is yeastAmbassador and you speak that seems a bit too fast for you to put any emphasis on anything
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Ligh
Dabbler
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Post by Ligh on Jan 6, 2012 14:03:23 GMT -5
- Name: Sanari Litmar
- Age: 7 Sweeps
- Gender: Female
- Blood: Cerulean
- Social Status: Demi Nobility
- Symbol: Zeta (Z)
- Lusus: A yeti-like beast, with similar horns as hers.
- Trolltag: lightningBravado [LB]
- Quirk(s): Replaces 's' with 'z'; capitalizes but hardly uses any punctuation, puts 'z' on smiley faces ( z:| z:) z:( ).
- Strife Specibus: pistolKind
- Title: Chief of Blood
- Planet: Land of Storms and Sanguine
- Dream Self: Prospit
- Consorts: Chameleons
--x-- Your name is SANARI LITMAR, and as far as grumpy trolls go you are one of the GRUMPIEST.
You live out in the MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCKING NOWHERE as you like to call it, near a large RIVER in a VALLEY. As such your hive is built VERTICALLY to prevent FLOODING and a WATERY DEMISE. Being that it's just you and your custodian living together, most of your time is spent POLISHING your numerous supply of FIREARMS, playing DOMINATING at FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES on your computer, and watching THUNDERSTORMS from your hive's observatory.
You are mostly a NEAT troll, and your hive reflects that. The exceptions to this rule are the variety of TESLA COILS strewn all over the place, and the fact that you like to put LIGHTNING BOLT shaped stickers on EVERYTHING YOU OWN. You have a little obsession with ELECTRICITY, and it shows!
As for your GRUMPINESS factor, well, it's not really you're fault that you're so TEMPERAMENTAL! It's all in your blood colour. Besides, other trolls have a tendency to just PISS YOU OFF. They never leave you alone and are constantly pestering you to PLAY GAMES with them! You've already made it quite clear that if those games don't have COLLECTABLES that will let you stand out as the PARAGON OF TROLLDOM that you are, then they can just FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Yes, you are a little bit FULL OF YOURSELF, but you can't help it. You are JUST THAT GOOD at everything you do. And if you aren't playing a game to WIN or COLLECT SHIT to prove your superiority, then there's no point in playing now is there?
Your trolltag is lightningBravado, and you Zpeak in a way that feelz electrically charged while not paying much attention to grammar rulez becauze fuck that zhit z:|
--x-- (( finally got it done ))
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frill
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Mage of Space
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Post by frill on Jan 8, 2012 16:30:14 GMT -5
Be that ugly kid over there.Excuse me, do you want to get your face blown off? Be the girl with the threatening look.You are now the girl with the threatening look.tl;drName: Tacien Shelva Age: 7 sweeps Blood: Purple(#660066) Lusus: Axolotl Strife Specibus: shotgunkind Fetch Modus Shooting Range- This ones easy. The cards all show up as targets, you have to shoot it to get it. However, it burns through cards fast. Title: Queen of Flame Land: Land of Lead and Lava Consorts: Lobsters Qaudrants:Dream Self: Derse Your name is TACIEN SHELVA and you will shoot anyone who DARES INSULT YOU. But you aren't GROUCHY. Who said that? Because they might be in for a culling soon. But, you suppose you should GET TO THE POINT. That's a bit HARD for you to do. You just RAMBLE ON AND- SHIT. Let's try that AGAIN. You are 7 SWEEPS OLD and you honestly DON'T GIVE A A FUCK. Because as long as you aren't a stupid wriggler then you're PRETTY OKAY. You are RUDE and OVERLY SENSITIVE so you tend to YELL and get ANGRY for no good reason. However, you think you are GOOD at SHUTTING PEOPLE UP AND FORCING THEM TO NOT BE ANGRY, so you are a BIT OF A HYPOCRITE. You tend to RAGEQUIT anything that frusturates you, so sometimes in memos you just DISSAPEAR and come back in a LITTLE WHILE. Despite your ANGER, you can't hold it up for very long, even if you TRY TO. GRUDGES, however, are a COMPLETLY DIFFERENT STORY. Even if you aren't angry at them, you still hold a rather NASTY grudge. You believe that's why your QAUDRANTS are practically EMPTY. Speaking of qaudrants, you have a MOIRAIL that is a MAROONBLOOD. That just goes to show that the HEMOSPECTRUM can FUCK OFF, at least in your mind. You are a PURPLE blood, and you suppose that is why you have a HAIR TRIGGER TEMPER. You have a SECRET INTEREST in HEALING, even if it seems like it would CONTRADICT your personality. You consider yourself to be somewhat GOOD at making potions. Your retard of a lusus KNOCKS THEM OFF THEIR SHELVES and USES THEM AS A POND, so you've never actually had the chance to TRY THEM ON SOMEBODY. Dumb creature. Your trolltag is scientificArtillery and you <M>ake a point of having your sentences very sharp-soundin<g>!
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Post by sophie on Jan 9, 2012 1:36:59 GMT -5
Cheat SheetName: Zevari Artife Age: 6 sweeps Gender: Male Blood Color: Dark RedLusus: Miniotaurphant Strife Specibus: slingshotKind Fetch Modus: Taboo Modus. Each card in the deck is given an index from zero to the number of cards in the deck minus 1 (10 cards leaves an index range of 0 to 9). Cards are captchalouged by being described with the number of words corresponding with the number card they are intended to be stored in, and the actual name of the item may not be used. Title: Rogue of Dream Self: Prospit Land: TBA Consorts: TBA Your name is ZEVARI ARTIFE. You are RATHER overanalytical. Thereof, you are constantly COMPARING YOURSELF to other trolls and usually end up FEELING UNIMPORTANT. Your self-worth is kind of LOW and you spend way too much time WORRYING about how other people will react to you. It's probably because you like having a lot of FRIENDS even if they are NOT PARTICULARLY NICE. In fact, you are so worried about other people’s opinions that you HABITUALLY REARRANGE YOUR HIVE every time you seem a hive that looks better than yours. Not only do you rearrange it, you also REFURNISH IT. Often. If someone were to look in your backyard they would find a TON OF DISCARDED SHIT that used to be inside that you NO LONGER NEED. You would get rid of some of this said discarded shit, but you never know if you might need it again. You try to KEEP QUIET most of the time because you worry that other people will THINK YOU ARE STUPID. This may or may not be true, but you like to think that you possess HIDDEN GENIUS which shows only in your DESIGN WORK. Design work being anything ARCHITECTURALLY RELATED. Your favorite pastime is to spend eons on your computer using a SKETCHUP PROGRAM to create buildings that no one would ever actually build because they are EXTRAVAGRANT and COMPLICATED and serve no purpose other to entertain you. You figure that all those blueprints lying around will be good for something someday, though. When you aren’t reordering your hive on a whim, you enjoy building actual miniature structures with ROCKS. Despite what a lot of people think, this is not at all a CHILDISH HOBBY. Actually, it is, but that doesn’t matter because you think it is AWESOME. And you never know, rocks can come in handy sometimes. Because you always have them on hand, they are your choice projectile to be used in your SLINGSHOT. Besides buildings and actually functional structures, you have a passion for MAZES. You are under the impression that they can be one of the MOST CHALLENGING CONONDRUMS and therefore spend a lot of time DRAWING THEM. It should be noted that that is the extent of your artistic abilities. However, you also have taken a mild interest in other PUZZLES, as well. Your blood is DARK RED and you don’t care about the HEMOSPECTRUM because you did that would mean you were WORTHLESS and you can’t be completely worthless, can you? Your lusus is a MINIOTAURPHANT, which is about the size of a slightly oversized cow and basically looks fucking weird. You and miniotaurphant have a SATISFACTORY RELATIONSHIP which does not involve a lot of communication. In fact, sometimes you go outside to check on miniotaurphant to make sure he is STILL THERE. He's usual content to eat NEARBY PLANTLIFE, but you're pretty sure he sometimes also consumes some of that aforementioned discarded shit in your backyard as well as the occasionally UNSUSPECTING TROLL who happens to travel by your hive. That's a rare thing, though. You think. As trolls go, you’re not particularly aggressive. In fact, someone might go so far as to say that you are PEACEFUL, only you would then DENY THAT VEHEMENTLY, but then AVOID FIGHTING and insist that it wouldn’t be fair because they would DEFINITELY LOSE. And you are such a nice person that you wouldn’t want them to humiliate themselves. You have some form of PSYCHIC POWERS, but your creator has NO IDEA what they are so obviously YOU DON'T, EITHER. None of your quadrants are filled. Your trolltag is indeterminateArchitect [IA] and you speak in a m-m-manner which is l-l-level and um, even but also a little u-u-unsure
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Post by haji on Feb 13, 2012 13:17:07 GMT -5
Your name is VANORA TAETRO. You are a SIMPLE young TROLL of 7 SWEEPS and you are SPECIAL because the ONLY THING YOU DO is DRINK TEA with your two CLOSEST troll friends. You are part of an ELITE group of trolls who SPEND a lot of TIME together CONVERSING over TEA. You talk about a VARIETY of different TOPICS, from the latest BREWING TECHNIQUES to CULLING LOWBLOODS. You are undoubtedly a PURPLE SEADWELLER and you are very CONSCIOUS of the CASTE SYSTEM. You LIVE by it, and therefore, DO NOT intermingle with ANYONE lower than a BLUEBLOOD unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. Your HIVE is located DEEP in the SEA. You THINK it might be the DEEPEST LIVING QUARTERS of any sea dwelling troll, but such an OUTRAGEOUS depth has caused you to ADAPT a form of BIOLUMINESCENCE, which you SHARE with your LUSUS, a giant ANGLER-WHALE. You EMIT an EERIE light from your EYES so you can SEE in the DARK. To FEED your lusus, you must CONSTANTLY collect vast COLONIES of BACTERIA so it can continue to provide LIGHT for you. Your lusus also provides a CHEMICAL that you INGEST so that you may also CONTINUE to emit light YOURSELF. You seem pretty INTERESTING on the OUTSIDE, but your PERSONALITY DIFFERS greatly. For ONE, even though you are HIGH on the HEMOSPECTRUM, you are ACTUALLY kind of DULL and UNINTERESTING. In fact, you might just be FOURTH or FIFTH highest in the CASTE, but you are so UNBELIEVABLY BORING that you have absolutely NOT DOUBT in your boring little MIND that you WILL NEVER be chosen to RULE anything EVER. And you are OKAY with this. As for your ROOM, it is also JUST AS BORING as you are. The WALLS are BEIGE, the FLOORS are BEIGE, and EVERYTHING in your HIVE is BEIGE. The only thing that is NOT BEIGE is your COLLECTION of EXOTIC and WHIMSICAL TEACUPS. You, however, DO NOT use them UNLESS you are having TEA TIME with your FRIENDS. When you are OLD ENOUGH, your ONLY DESIRE is to PAINT TEACUPS, which will be a HARROWING and UNIMAGINATIVE job, but it is the BEST JOB for someone as UNEXCITING as you. World: THE LAND OF TEA AND BEIGE Strife Specibus: cupKind--Have you ever seen someone get beaten savagely with a teacup before? Strife with Vanora and there's a first time for everything. Fetch Modus: Petri Dish Cultivation Modus—When you captchlogue an object, it becomes a single bacterium. It then festers in a Petri dish until it grows enough bacteria to replicate the object. It takes an unbelievable amount of time for you to access the items in your sylladex, but since you spend so much of your time drinking tea, it doesn’t really matter. On the occasion that you are pressed for time, you are able to speed up the growing of your bacterial samples by spreading chemicals on them, but the effect it may have on your objects can be unpredictable so you do not do this very often. How will this hinder you? You don’t care about that. Your trolltag is beigeMassacrist [BM] and. you. type. in. a. way. that. shows. how. boring. and. monotone. you. are.
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Post by Ven on Feb 16, 2012 20:31:26 GMT -5
I promised Acey I'd stick his troll on here. :33 CHEAT SHEET Name: Caetus Biblio Age: 7 sweeps Gender: Male Lusus: Moray Eel Fetch Modus: Seafood Chain Fetch Modus Strife Specibus: Plungerkind Your name is CAETUS BIBLIO. You are 7 or 8 SWEEPS, but you're not REALLY SURE. You lost count SWEEPS ago. You are a sea dweller, which means you're PRETTY UP THERE on the Hemospectrum, not that you care. To you, you're a TROLL like every other, and feel like those who fret over that crap NEEDS TO CHILL. You are a laid back troll, who'd rather spend his days chilling with your MORAY EEL LUSUS, Squigglebro, and RIPPING OUT teeth from live finbeasts. HOW YOU DO IT is a secret tou won't tell. You also tend TO LIE alot, but you're pretty bad at it, REVEALING your secrets, then promptly denying it. Thus, you have AMASSED a collection of BOOKS BASED ON GREAT LIARS to bone up on...though being underwater, YOU CAN'T READ THEM. Oops. As for the teeth you collect, you use them in ALL SORTS OF CRAFTS, like necklaces and bracelets. You've even been known to PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH to act as real teeth, not that you'd never not reveal it, then DENY it. Currently, you've got no quadrants filled, not like you're apart of Hasselbro's gnarly bet. Still, you GUESS it'd be nice to af least have one filled...but not KISMESIS. You see everyone as your BRO up to a point...then, they get UNBRO'D. Your Strife Specibus, or "Specibro" as you call it, is PLUNGERKIND. One wouldn't like what you are CAPABLE of with that thing. Your Fetch Modus, Seafood Chain, logs the whole feeding cycle of the seabeasts. ANY ITEM you pick up gets sorted by letter based on their rank on the food chain. For example, MOANBEASTS are pretty high up, so things beginning with M are stored near the top. The problem with this Modus, you must take items that are the least ranked in the food chain, beginning with T for tinybeasts, or else everything just dies off and drops out. Your trolltag is upbeatFabrication [UF] and you like to bbro up your way of bbrotyping BB)What will you do?
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